I’ve Moved!

Yes, I’ve moved to a much cooler website! Although, to be completely honest, that might be a bit obvious now, seeing as this is the only post on here now. All my articles that used to be on here can be found over there now, along with some new ones. In fact, you can just click anywhere on the entire paragraph and be taken to my word-place. I’ll stop talking now. 


The Lament of the Wannabe Inventor

Hey you! Yeah, you! Sitting there in your bloody pyjamas eating junk food all day. What are you doing with your life? Whatever happened to all those dreams you had whilst you were a kid?

Well, don’t feel so bad about it, because alongside death and taxes, this is another certainty of life: you won’t ever do the job that you dreamt about doing whilst you were a kid. For instance, when I were a lad, I wanted to become an astronaut (between the ages of 3-5), a David Attenborough-esque documentary presenter (ages 5-7), and an inventor (ages 7-11).

Oh, and a Clanger (ages 1-3)

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